1 (Reflection) 
The Whalers had a rough start after their championship, and my start was no different. While I played great defensively, including at one point being the only player on the team with a positive +/-, I was adding anything in the scoring column. Sure, keeping the puck out of our net is great and all, but at the same time you need to be adding points the other way as well.  As the team swung on an upward trend, I started adding points.  I managed to rack up 31 points in 66 games which I am quite happy about, considering my style and role on the team. I even managed a better points rate in the playoffs with 9 points in 14 games, although I would have rather seen more games.

Defensively I was very happy about my performance. For all the defensive stats that matter, I was in at least the top 25 for the league. I also had top 5 spots in both Corsi and Fenwick relative, which somebody somewhere "Gets noticed,"  according to the assistant to our assistant general manager.
(182 Words, 3 TPE)

2 (New FHM Role)
I think a "learner" role would be a good addition to FHM. It would be for a young rookie player who fills in for tired or hurt veterans a fourth or the third of the games but watches the rest of the games to learn the style and technique of his teammates. Maybe being sent down every so often to make sure he gets plenty of playing time as well, but have the system give him some sort of bonus for being patient.  Since this is for FHM, I think the reads attributes would be key categories here, but I think bonuses would be given to Determination, Team Player, Temperament, and Professionalism.
(112 Words, 2 TPE)

3) (Charity)
Aside from his OnlyFans charity earnings, Zebulon Leavitt has been quite active with giving back to the community since starting his professional career. This offseason he plans to work with underprivileged children at some of the summer camps in the beautiful White Mountains of his home state, New Hampshire.  This will be the third straight year he has been active with this community.  He has also been invited to several charity golf tournaments by local New England players past and present, and while he pretty much has zero chance of doing well in any of them, he loves to participate and his game is getting better, no matter what Johnny Shuffleboard (@mee) says.

He will be heading to Baltimore a bit earlier than he normally heads off to start the upcoming SHL season to look for lodging, and has already made plans to visit the Johns Hopkins Children’s Center to visit the patients and their parents there.
(155 Words, 3TPE)

4) Haiku:

Season is over
Whalers are not prevailers
I move to Platoon!

Drafted by Platoon
Thrice playoffs with Vancouver
Keep streak going BAP!

(2 Haikus, 1 TPE)



12) (CC Topics)
c) Hamilton and Chicago are two histories Great Lake franchises, and comparing names can sometimes be tougher than deciding which team is better. But if I have to go with one brand over the other, I am going with the Syndicate. Sure, it sounds a bit like a crappy 90's video game, but the trend of slapping an adjective in front of the word "Hawk" is way overdone lately. Steelhawks, Riverhawks, Skyhawks, might as well just call your team the Generics and be done with it. (85 words)
1 TPE

15 (Trivia) Verification Word: Spartacus
3 TPE

16(Only Fans)
Zebulon Leavitt knows what certain people like, and he likes to deliver the goods. Armed with a pair of GoPros, his trusty kayak, and no clothes, he streams his adventures on OnlyFans, whether they be in the Vancouver Harbour, the lakes of New Hampshire's White Mountains, and soon Chesapeake Bay. There is one camera at each end of the vessel to make sure everyone can enjoy the fine upper build of the defenseman. He makes sure to make a big show of lathering on the sunscreen to make his shaved goods shine, and each stroke causes his muscles to ripple.  It is not just all show, he makes sure to point out various landmarks, wildlife, and anything else that he thinks might tickle a voyeur's fancy.  The best part? He doesn't keep a single penny, instead using any funds he makes from the site to donate to various charities. Anonymously, of course.
(152 words, 3 TPE)

According to Google, 3+2+3+1+1+3+3 = 16 so DONE