1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

I think I surpassed my expectations to be honest. Especially in the playoffs. My gms play me like 3-4 minutes a game 5 minutes of I am lucky. Although I only hit one milestone I did have 37 points in my second season which I think is pretty darn good since it's over .5 PPG. Nothing spectacular but still respectable. I had an 11% shooting percentage which is pretty average so it wasn’t like I was getting all that lucky with my shots In the playoffs, despite being knocked out in the semifinals, I still ended up with the second most amount of goals while averaging 3-5 minutes less a game than the top 15 in goals. Jaska Seppala seems to be quite efficient with the little amount of ice time he gets. Hopefully next season as I improve I will get more ice time and hopefully have an even better season. I’m hoping to increase that PPG but .2-.3 while still maintaining a decent shooting percentage.

2. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)
Create a new skater or goalie role for FHM. In what scenarios is this new player role best utilized? What attributes are considered important attributes to this new role, and why? Which attribute is the key one?


I would like to see an aggressive goalie role being implemented into the shl. The aggressive goalie hardly ever plays in his own crease. He stays right up on the blue line for the majority of the time and absolutely obliterates any player that comes into the defensive zone whether they are on the opposing team or his team he just decks them all. He also screeches really loudly randomly to intimidate people. Not sure how well this will work or if anybody would ever be an aggressive goalie but it will for sure cause a lot of mayhem. I would also like to see injuries turned on so the aggressive goalie can live up to their full potential.




5. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)
Which SHL or SMJHL team was the best team to not make the finals this season and why?

I am going to have to go with the obvious choice here: the Buffalo Stampede. The Chicago and Buffalo series was extremely close and I do believe whoever won that series was going to win the cup. Chicago won and congratulations to them but the Buffalo Stampede were right up with them. They had a lot of high scoring players with Jaska Seppala with 10 goals and Monkey D. Luffy with 9 in 17 games. Plus the Buffalo Stampede had the best goalie in the league Elizabeth Doyle who had the second best save percentage among starters in the playoffs.

6. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
What's your prediction for this season's IIHF tournament? Which teams do you expect to do well (or not well)? Which players?

Honestly does it even matter? USA or Canada will win because IIHF has no parity and it doesn’t even matter.



12. Written, up to 4 TPE - Pick up to 4 Challenge Cup related topics to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words.
a. The season series between these two teams was tied 3-3. Do you think either team has an advantage in this series or do you see it as a true toss up?

I think it is a true toss up as both teams are extremely talented with a ton of high tpe players. Chicago does have a slight advantage in goalies with their goalie Tibuk Soonika having a little bit more tpe than Hamilton’s goalie A Jobin but I think Hamilton is better on offense.

b. Each of these teams boasts a very strong first powerplay unit - which team has the special teams advantage in this series?

Chicago had three players in the regular season with over 20 power play points with Martijn Westbroek, Daniel Smeb, and Lallo Selman while Hamilton only has two. I’m gonna have to give it to Chicago since on top of the three players they have two more who are close to twenty
c. Which of these two teams' brandings do you prefer? Take into account colors, logo, name, location, and anything else you consider relevant.

Between the Hamilton Steelhawks and the Chicago Syndicate I think I prefer the Syndicate’s branding a little bit more. I have also never heard of Hamilton before SHL, I still have my doubts it is a real place. But I just really like Chicago’s branding and color scheme while not so much of Hamilton’s.

d. Would you rather get a lap dance from Hugh Jazz, have a staring contest with Luke Atmey (velv's old player), reach for objects on high shelves with Dale Miller, or play League with Parker Smeb?

I have never played League of Legends and refuse to do so so that means playing League with Parker Smeb is out. While I think Velv is a swell dude having a staring contest with Luke Atmey scares me so I don’t want to do that. Reaching objects on high shelves sounds so dumb so I guess that leaves the lap dance? Not that I’m complaining, I would love a lap dance from Hugh Jazz.




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16. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
As my last PT prompt ever I am happy to claim creative license here and do this prompt that no one is allowed to get mad at
me because it's my last PT prompt ever.
Many athletes have created OnlyFans accounts recently, including Bec Rawlings, Plaxico Burress, and Adi Spiegelman - if your SHL player created an account what premium content are fans around the world subscribing to see? It doesn't have to be sex stuff but it doesn't not have to be :o Would your player be successful on this platform? No graphic option for this one! Goodbye!

If Jaska Seppala had an OnlyFans account it would totally be full blown sex stuff and it would be super kinky. Tail butt plugs, bondage the full nine yards. Sometimes I’m tied up sometimes my partner is. It would be filmed in 4k 60 fps because I want it to be quality content. But to keep people on their toes, I would also include some fun stuff. Like I would include videos of me cooking stuff like hot dogs and maybe baking stuff like cookies. I might even throw in some videos of me throwing around a cone maybe, who knows. It would be one of those giant traffic cones that weigh like a million pounds. I would give the videos that the people demand. It would be an entire experience. I would charge everybody $1 a month because I wouldn’t do it for the money only for the friends I make along the way.