Task 1 3 tpe:

Wen Baters had the greatest year of all time! Just kidding. However, he did have 32 points, a pretty solid year for him! Last season he had but 17 points in 50 games, which would translate to a 22 point season over 66 games. Instead, he had 32 points! This was mostly motivated by an increase in assist numbers prompted by much better passing and offensive positioning, going from 10 assists to 20 season-to-season. that is very poger. Next season, Baters will work towards being a much better goal scorer. 12 goals? tats it? come on bro. not epic. I will be getting at least 20 goals and 40 assists; yep, ppg. thats right. And as always, defensively, Baters is the best in the world. Top 10 DGR in the league? yep... hes too god... yep... sorry SMJHL loool.. Next season, defensively, nothing to improve, he's already too good. If anything, he needs to be worse to give the team a chance.


Task 4 2 tpe:
I think Hallsy cool
aleks is the type to drool
he has a disease

the Armada won!
lets have some fun! they then said,
before not swagging

Simon, Rotticus
Scott, enjoy overwatch lots
but they dont like friends

Nour is the commish
if he shot, it would go swish
but you cant swish pain

Task 12 3 tpe
a. Obviously im speaking with the ability of hindsight, but I think Hamilton went in with the advantage. They are probably the most stacked team in the history of the league, and them losing in 5 is definitely going to kickstart some improvements in the org, which we've already seen happen. Hamilton is a really strong team and will be cup contenders for very long.

c. The Hamilton STeelhawks definitely have better branding for sure. The Syndicate? what are they gonna do, scam me with csgo skins? buddy thats not scary. Steelhawks? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK AH SHIT OH GOD its so scary they will swoop in NAD KILL YOU, HARD KILL YOU BRO. and thats why the Steelhawks have better branding.

d. Let's evaluate all the options. Lap Dance from Hugh Jazz? NO WAY! i dont want that! hes really tall and big! that would hurt my legs! staring contest with Luke Atmey? probably not that bad! reaching for items on high shelves with dale miller sounds like ill be doing all the work? league with kylrad sounds like garb? im taking the atmey route.


Task 13 2 tpe
Despite strong candidacies from Daniel Smeb, Gunnar Soderberg and Tibuk Soonika, Nick Connolly is, without a doubt, the mvp of the series. Chicago's 2nd line had a very strong series and it's clear that Connolly was a massive part of winning it all for the Syndicate, going +14 over the entirety of the playoffs. Not only that, but he scored the OT game winner to seal it in game 5 for the Syndicate, winning their first cup in franchise history. Congrats to the Syndicate on the cup, you are pogger and its nice to see you boys win one! heehee!

Task 15 3 tpe - baboosh or babooshka i dont remember its something baboosh related

Task 16 3 tpe - definitely sex stuff probably. Wen Baters has a big dumper, one of the biggest no doubt about it, and he will use it to full effect as the star of the SHL OnlyFans network of OnlyFans creators. And let me tell you something, there will be a lot of subscribers, and they will want to see butt pics for sure. However, just for fun, for a few of the more stupid and dumb subscribers, Baters will post tutorials on how to be an epico pog hockey player with the best of em, and it will feature Gabriel Johnson, as he is the best hockey player in the world. Baters will cover the skating as he is a master skater, and Gabriel Johnson will cover some of the more easy aspects of hockey, such as scoring and passing and defending and winning games and being a loser which is Gabriel's specialty. Everyone would love this OnlyFans and it would succeed very much.