S57 Championship Week

S57 Championship Week

Sean
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01-31-2021, 08:13 PM (This post was last modified: 01-31-2021, 08:13 PM by Sean.)

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1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

I was very happy with Tony Pepperoni's season this year. Last season he had 50 points in 50 games which was a bit of a drop off for Tony, Going up a tier in regression made me think he was probably going to drop in production even more. Tony ended up putting up a very successful 78 points in 66 games. My big goal was to score 71 points in 66 games which would end up giving me 666 points in 666 games over my entire career. Finishing a season at one point in my career at over a point per game was something I was really hoping to do because so few have managed to be over a point per game in their career in the SHL. Next season, I hope to be able to keep myself over a point per game in my career which would mean scoring 59 points in 66 games. I know if I put Pepperoni in the right situation, he should be able to score a lot of points this season. Hopefully we can increase my points per game.

[185 words, +3]

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4. Written, 1 or 2 TPE

HAIKUS - write 2 SHL themed haikus for 1 TPE or 4 SHL themed haikus for 2 TPE.

1.
Don't forget budget
Edmonton did this season
twelve point five million

2.
Who will win the cup?
A team from this division
Great Lakes Division

3.
My player name is
Way too long for this haiku
Tony Pepperon

4.
SHL haiku?
More like SHL is poo
Haha, I got you

[4 haikus, +2, +5 total]

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5. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Which SHL or SMJHL team was the best team to not make the finals this season and why?

As much as I want to say the Blizzard were the best team not to make the finals (and look at their corsi numbers in the playoffs, they were really good) I can't give it to a team that got reversed swept (RIP me). I think we all know and especially ML knows that this league is run by the big 3 in the great lakes divison. Whichever of those 3 does not make the finals, is usually the best team that did not the finals. So for this one I'm saying it was the Buffalo Stampede. They finished the season with 103 points despite playing in the toughest division and took the challenge cup champion to game 7. I'd be stupid to not think its them.

[104 words, +2, +7 total]

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12. Written, up to 4 TPE - Pick up to 4 Challenge Cup related topics to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words.

a. The season series between these two teams was tied 3-3. Do you think either team has an advantage in this series or do you see it as a true toss up?

b. Each of these teams boasts a very strong first powerplay unit - which team has the special teams advantage in this series?

c. Which of these two teams' brandings do you prefer? Take into account colors, logo, name, location, and anything else you consider relevant.

d. Would you rather get a lap dance from Hugh Jazz, have a staring contest with Luke Atmey (velv's old player), reach for objects on high shelves with Dale Miller, or play League with Parker Smeb?

c. I'd have to go with Chicago's branding. Their colours are much better than the Steelhawks which I think plays a huge part in branding. The steelhawks also feel like a name you'd give to a junior team, I know there is a big steel industry in Hamilton, but the name is pretty lame. What is a Steelhawk?

[57 words, +1, +8 total]

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13. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)

Welp, you waited until the last day to grind out your CW and the CC finals are longggggggg over by now. congrats to [TEAM], woo! Reflecting back on the series, who gets your vote for series MVP? Make the case why this player deserves it over any other.

It's hard to give the award to anyone but Nick Connolly. Connolly had a great finals scoring many big goals in big games. He also led the playoffs in points with 23 in 24 games. Every single point was an even strength point which is huge in the playoffs. He threw almost 2 hits per game and blocked over a shot per game. He also only took 2 PIMs which is extremely important keeping his team at even strength and had a +14 +/- while most others on the team had a much lower +/-. Connolly drove play as he had the 2nd best corsi for on the team. Overall, he was the best player in the series.

[116 words, +2, +10 total]

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

Pepperoni

[+3, +13 total]

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16. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

As my last PT prompt ever I am happy to claim creative license here and do this prompt that no one is allowed to get mad at me because it's my last PT prompt ever.

Many athletes have created OnlyFans accounts recently, including Bec Rawlings, Plaxico Burress, and Adi Spiegelman - if your SHL player created an account what premium content are fans around the world subscribing to see? It doesn't have to be sex stuff but it doesn't not have to be :o Would your player be successful on this platform? No graphic option for this one! Goodbye!

Pepperoni is going to grab one of the ref cams that the refs use and mic himself up. He's going to stream a live feed of himself half clapping bombs from the dashes and throwing pizzas up the middle that occasionally turn into apples. Onlyfans will be able to hear and see everything that Pepperoni sees and hear all the sick chirps he throws at opponents, opposing fans, refs and occasionally teammates. In addition to their time on the ice, Pepperoni will take his fans off the ice into the locker room. You'll get the hear the coach curse at him but have to hold back because he's just so damn good. Hear all the locker room chatter as Tony tries to undermine the captain (because how the hell isn't Tony Pepperoni the captain of Edmonton). Finally, Tony will stream himself eating at Tony Pepperoni's Pizza Palace every night, his new hip pizza place/night club. Onlyfans will get a discount at the door.

[164 words, +3, +16 total]