Some people say that there's only so much fun you can have doing team building exercises. Clearly, those people have never participated in a weekend long session with the Nevada Battleborn. What started as furniture stacking quickly changed to LAN parties, paintball, and eventually a full on orgy. I'm from Finland, so this is pretty typical for me, but some of the other rookies were confused. They'll learn.

Turns out that Raivo Helminen is an ace at Rust. While the rest of us were digitally running around naked, he has already mastered horse riding and was carrying an assault rifle. There were some guests at the team building event as well; most notably, Tanjiro Kamado is a goddamn madman at paintball. Not sure how or why, but the dude moved like the wind and I swear he could outrun a shot if he wanted to. Vili Tuga’tūga’bo’atu was perhaps the surprising superstar in the orgy segment of the weekend.