Replicating the hype you get from fans is difficult, so I've been begging the coach to bring in an authentic WW2 battleship cannon that we can blast off as a goal horn (ala Columbus Blue Jackets if you will). The way I see it, it'll be so loud that the ringing in your ears essentially simulates the constant noise of fans. There's talk of "how will we afford it", "how will we fit it in the arena", "what happens when we blow a giant hole through the roof", and "what the hell is wrong with you", but I say that's all hogwash. We won the cup last year in ANC, we can make anything happen.

I also think Beans recommended we place otters in the stands, I'm okay with that too. If we slip up this season I cannot say that it will not be because of the team spending too much time staring at the pleasant furry little angels.

WC: 160