It's all about those Dollarama energy drinks.

I plan on driving my car to Dollarama before every game and purchasing 120 $1 AMP Energy Drinks ™ . I plan on delivering these to the arena, pouring them into Gatorade coolers, and forcing the team to drink them in the locker room.

While this AMP Energy ritual is going on, the team will be forced to listen to Gasolina by Daddy Yankee on repeat.

Further, I plan on hiring George Canyon to sing the Canadian and American national anthems before games. After having to listen to George Canyon sing, this will ensure the players have a decent level of anger in their system, pumping them up and giving them adrenaline. The George Canyon effect will compound the more and more games that the players have to listen to him.

This is my foolproof 3 step plan for pumping up my teammates while fans can't attend games!