Calgary might not have people in the stands since covid 19 is a bitch, but we still have the family of our lovely mascot the Parm Pigeon! That’s right, Calgary filled the stadium with pigeons and every time Calgary scores they sound the horn and the pigeons go crazy! Pigeons can’t suffer hearing damage can they? I guess only time will tell.

But how did we get such a wonderful idea? You can thanks Boris Poroshenko for that one. Playing in Ukraine for the Kiyv Bears, whatever seats they could not sell that night they’d go to the local forest and round up some bears and bring them to the empty seats. Boy did the fans love that move, it was even rumoured that the arena would purposely not sell a few tickets just so the bears could come in a hype the players and the crowd up. Only 6 casualties occurred but hey, that’s why you sign a waiver