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The Colorado Raptors are a team that is heavily steeped in tradition, and we’ve used this to our advantage before games in order to get everyone on the same page and ready for the game. Not only in the deep culture of Colorado, such as smoking a lot of weed and eating fried cow testicles, but also in the culture of the late Cretaceous era. This almost ritualistic pregame ritual involves all of our team members getting in inflatable dinosaur costumes and beating up the members that didnt do their PT’s that week. It serves in not only shaming our members into doing the PTs but also gets the team bloodthirsty and ready to destroy the opposition. Of course it doesnt hurt that we also fill our stands with socially distanced strippers and very fluffy dogs. Before the game we take each others sticks and bash them over the head of a clothing mannequin and then use its head as a puck in pregame warmup
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