In order to get pumped up before the games, Tampa Bay Barracuda players Michael Fitted @Fitted2106 and Ambacas Cuddles literally snort cocaine in the locker room. In order to beat the top teams in the league with such a young, undeveloped roster, Cuddles and Fitted literally have to be coked out. Normally, this would be against league rules, but Cuddles was able to get special permission from league commissioner Nour Harrak @nour under the condition that we got to do lines off of his ass, which we of course graciously accepted. Some players on the Barracuda do not agree with their pregame routine however. Tom Fiddler @PremierBromanov condemns the use of drugs in order to be a good influence on the kids. Not sure how the kids will know about us doing coke but I guess that’s why Fiddler is a good captain. Always lookin out for the little kiddies out there