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The Maine Timber are pretty normal for hockey teams, but Bigga Foryu has a different pump up exercise since our beloved fans aren't allowed to be present currently. COVID is awful, hopefully our fans get the vaccines quick!
Bigga tends to get hyped up through ritual Maori dancing he learned while traveling for Sumo in the Pacific Isles, which he imitates poorly with mostly guttural noises and slapping his man boobs with much vigor. Teammates have asked him to stop, or at least not oil up prior to it, but he is steadfast to his ways and claims it allows him to stop pucks 100% better. So far, that's worked out. Management has stated that this is a better thing for the team and front office than his past hype up rituals of smashing team property and breaking lockers with his headbutts of Nippon to the training staff. The league had found it to be a liability since it left the medical staff mostly concussed prior to faceoff. ![]() ![]() |
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