jimmy nutcluster is now a rich man. with the few dollars he had kept from the last big chunk of money he got from being drafted put on top of the newly given chunk, jimmy can now afford to pay for his own funeral. that's right, you heard jimmy correctly. jimmy has been planning his own funeral since he was 15 because that's when he lost his trust in everyone on the planet except for himself. he does not let anyone touch his stuff, make his lunch, do his laundry, dress him, nothing. jimmy is a grown man at the tender age of 32 plans on keeping his things to himself, and that includes planning everything himself. jimmy now has his funeral 85% done, all he needs to do is pick out the final wood finish for the casket, what flowers will surround him, and what music will be playing loudly on the speakers for everyone to hear. he has settled on "night fever" by the beegees, ah what a classic. and now with this generous influx of cash, jimmy has picked out a wonderfully overpriced casket, as well as the entire flower arrangement that will be around him. jimmy is now ready to die in peace.

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