So first thing Bork Lazer does when he gets his fat paycheck every season from the Hamilton Steelhawks is he goes and gets a bunch of hookers and blow. It's off season so it's ok to party a little bit. Then after that head back to my dude who has the best steroids and performance enhancing drugs. Get nice and juicey during training camp and then off cycle right before the testing process so you know your boy is ready to smash heads at the start of the season. Oh and I might buy my mom and new car or something. Gotta do right by the one who raised you. That's what real chads do. I also try to make a trip out to anchorage and party with the homies. Anchorage had the best party scene in the simulation hockey league so all the boat brothers go back after payday and jet lose for a day or two.