I spend my money on Guinness. I drink lots of Guinness but I'm really buying my Guinness for other people. I am trying to spread the good word of the black beer. When I came to North America I couldn't believe that these people wasted their days drinking Bud Light, Coors, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MONSTROUSITY AND IT MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE. For years now I have been championing the cause of Guinness so that North Americans may one day leave the error of their ways and learn just how excellent a beer is supposed to taste. The first time I ever had Guinness was like the first time I ever heard the Beetles. Like seeing my first hockey game. Like seeing the biggest shoe on Earth. The point is I've spent millions of dollars buying pints of Guinness for people all over north america and it's done nothing so far. You North Americans have learned a darn thing yet about how good beer can be.