LW Steven Thomas
RW Strawberry Sailfish
C Mario Abeebehboosedibadib
LD Ethan Bouchard
RD Jay Sink
G Iorek Byrnison

As easily the best player in the SMJHL, it's only fair to our potential opponents that Jay Sink lines up alongside the worst performing players in the SMJHL. Maine's Steven Thomas has really struggled in his limited ice time this season, registering zero points and the lowest game rating in the league at the left wing position. On the other wing, Vancouver's Strawberry Sailfish ineffectiveness at scoring is unparalleled. The rookie has played 34 games, and recorded a decent amount of ice time at over 10 minutes per game. 32 shots, 0 goals, -18 plus/minus. His chemistry with Mario Abeebehboosedibadib may help the team though, who makes the team with 1 goal on 5.88% shooting through 34 games. The center has a -16 plus/minus and has found it difficult to make a positive impact during his 10 minutes of ice time per game. Our left defenceman is Ethan Bouchard, who has racked up an astonishing 45 penalty minutes (top in the SMJHL) and has given the puck away an impressive 24 times. The St. Louis man has the third lowest game rating among LDs. Our goalie is Iorek Byrnison, who has the league's worst save percentage and lowest game rating. The Scarecrows rookie has won just one of the 13 games he's played in S58.

Jay Sink's motivational ability would lead this ragtag team of strugglers to realise their potential and play as well as we know and hope they can. A Four Star Cup is the only possible or acceptable outcome when you combine the chemistry on the forward line between Sailfish and Abeebehboosedibadib and the collective determination of all six players to prove the doubters wrong. (298 words)