As happy as I am that my player has finally hit 2K TPE, I'd gladly give most of it up for 1,500 brand new Bugatti Cheyrons. The only worry I’d have is whether ‘car’ is enough to disqualify me when someone else asks for that in the PM. If I find it too risky, I think I just go for solid gold toilets. Have 1499 of them melted down for the gold, and then use the last to shit like a king.