In order to be a new and totally unique sport, the powers that be have decided it's not going to be ice hockey at all, it's going to be ROLLER HOCKEY. Yes, yes, y'all. No more ice skates, it's time to bust out your freshest rollerblades. And no more ice, we're gonna play this on cement. How's that for extreme? Of course using rollerblades makes it a lot difficult to stop and change direction and all of that, but who cares? We're going for EXTREME! And can you imagine fights when people go down on the concrete? EXTREME! You won't be able to beat the pace of this game. You're going to have people rolling around on their rollerblades everywhere and that puck, well I don't know if you'll be able to keep up! EXTREME! And the best part? Since there isn't ice you can play games anywhere, anytime. Outdoor events? No problem. You could even do it in Arizona in the middle of July, even though those pads would be hot out there. But that just makes it MORE EXTREME! Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooo!