Hockey is an already extreme sport. You are on ice skates going as fast as a car while also trying to avoid getting hit by someone moving at the same speed you are. However if we want to keep our TV contract, I have a few ideas that may make it more extreme. First is, lets crank the heat up in the arena and let the ice turn to crap. Bad ice leads to extreme chances at injury and it would be funny to see people fall. The second thing I would do is allow the fans to throw beach balls at the guys as they are skating because....well beach balls are fun. Finally I would get rid of the netting that protects the fans because the only way to show the cable execs why extreme hockey is dumb, is to have the fans sue. Let hockey remain as it is, a tough and exciting sport.

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