so first off, the rink needs a lot more fire. pyrotechnics. yeah. during the beginning, middle and end and every second in between we're gonna be setting off some type of visually pleasing explosive. paired up with that, we're gonna have indoor fireworks in shapes of penises. nothing more hardcore than man on man action. with that, we're gonna be having flames as high as the ceiling on each corner of the rink. now you're probably thinking, isn't all that heat and fire gonna melt the ice of the rink? and you'd be right. after the game, the ice melts and we all have a pool party. once that happens, we're gonna unveil that we've tricked out the roof to be open-able and have the heat of the sun cook the water which then becomes a pool party. we're gonna have lots of beautiful women handning out the snacks and beverages, and best of all, nsync is re-grouping and performing together for us while we sip our margaritas and everyone is saying and thinking wow jimmy this was such a good idea you're such a great guy we love you so much

and it was at this moment that jimmy woke up.

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