S58 PT #4 Redesigning the Rink
|
JURT
All-Star Committee Posting Freak
One of the best sports game in the history of video games is Mario Strikers Charged Football, and the SHL could learn a thing or two from these games. Starting at the beginning of the next season, the rinks will be "strikerized" , for the amusement of all. The most important part, obviously, is the electrification of the boards. This will make the game very interesting and a lot faster since players will refrain from playing and holding the puck along the boards from fear of being rammed into the electric boards. There also won't be any more lines, screw icings and offsides: just do whatever, but know there aren't any penalties anymore, so the goalie can come and spear you if you're just loafing in front of him. The only "penalties" will be for excessive use of force : if still able to play, victims of unreasonnable hits will be awarded an item upon their return to the bench, which depends on the intensity of the abuse. We can of course assume this will make Gunnar Söderber the best player in the league, because the turtle item is very common and no-one can use it as well as @sköldpaddor, the Turtle Lord.
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Users browsing this thread: |
1 Guest(s) |