If I were to trade in TPE for anything in the world... I wouldnt go over the top... Who am I kidding of course I would I would trade in all of my TPE for Horseshoe Crabs.
1 gallon of horseshoe crab blood has a street value of $60000 but I'm no fool, I won't just drain all of the blood from these crabs for a one time pay day. God no. With my 476 brand new mint condition horseshoe crabs I'm setting up a crab farm. I'll drain each crab of 20% of its blood at a time so that it can go on living and creating more blood, putting it back in the banging aquarium where all of the horseshoe crabs get together and do whatever horseshoe crabs do when they feeling funky. Letting them spawn more little golden nuggets of blue blood.
At the end of the day I broke your system I now have infinite horseshoe crabs when I only had 476TPE and can grow my farm as the crabs mate and spawn more and more. Flooding the market with horseshoe crab blood.
You will all come crawling to me as I wear my crown of horseshoe crabs having taken over the world (or just a small area of new Orleans) sitting on my throne made of the inferior regular crab who's blood is not worth as much and I will shoo you away, there are no gods, no Kings, only horseshoe crabs