If I had to pick four other players from other teams to play with, I think I'd have to go with big ol' Terry Smith (Colorado Raptors), Boris Petrov (Quebec), Kermit Murphy (Detroit), and Pasta The Turtle (Newfoundland? Netherlands? Whatever the hell NL is). Apparently I'm one player short of the pt goal, so I'll include Mew Two since I like Pokémon.

If you look at the list, you'll see that the guys I have are high on the hits list. I like the phsycial game, and I want to smash the opponents into oblivion. I'll be honest, I didn't look to see if they'd make a three forward and two defense line, because it really doesn't matter. We're going to pummel some poor blokes.

As far as chemistry, it doesn't really matter. Honestly, I almost hope we don't get along. We'd all be in competition to see who can hit people the most, or fight the most people. Respect is earned.

The main thing to consider here is what our goal is. Our goal is to punish the opposing team, and make them want to quit on every play. I feel like having a bunch of the most physical guys, and a guy named after a turtle, this is going to be an easy goal to accomplish. We might not score much, but we'll do our part to dominate.