Well, after the HBO has picked up the Simulation Hockey League on its network and talked to the executives about a change to the game in order to make it stand out from the National Hockey League, one of the SHL's members of head office posed a solution after hearing about a possible changing of players' equipment: A change to the equipment? How about we remove equipment all together? It's an interesting idea, and certainly one that would actually be accepted by a lot of people. Back in the old days of the NHL, true hockey was played without helmets, or pads, or goalie masks. In fact, why don't we also get rid of players' uniforms too? That would be something to see - a bunch of stark naked athletes running around on the ice. The only piece of equipment that will be kept is the cup of course, mostly so we don't have to waste extra time on censoring them on the television networks - but also so we don't get a future player strike once too many people lose their manhood.