I would trade in each individual TPE for 10 TPE. Madness, you say? Of course not. I doubt anybody else would even think to trade in TPE for bonus TPE and when the dust settled, each player would be decimated by the TPE purge while I'm sitting on more than 4,000 TPE. This would certainly result in my immediate call-up to Hamilton and a decade-long run of MVP trophies and championships. While other people might have tons of money or happiness or whatever else they're trading for, I'll have the greatest player in SHL history which is honestly worth more than my body weight in gold.

My jersey will hang from the rafters in Hamilton, Maine, and my home country of Sweden, and my trophy case will overflow with all the riches of my dominance. My grandkids will ask me some day: "Grandpa, was it worth it to trade in a potential life-changing fortune that could have created inter-generational wealth for your family just so you could be the best player in a fake hockey sim league?"

"Of course, Dogwood Maple III. Do you think they just give these things away?" (motioning to my life-size replica MVP trophies)