My player is not very good. So my award will be given to the best player who excels at putting up points while also having a terrible corsi and a bad plus minus. The award shall be named the Biggest Showboat award, after my player himself. To win this award you have to only do the glamourous part of hockey. Having more than 1 hit a season is bad. Having more than 2 blocked shots a season is bad. The winner must only do the fun part of hockey. Additionally, scoring goals is far more important than assists. While traditional measures say a primary assist is worth about half a goal and a secondary around a tenth of a goal, for this award primary assists are treating as about a tenth of a goal and secondary assists worth about a hundredth of a goal. This award is for the do it yourselfer. The guy who only does offense.