My player is actually pretty good, I just finished with the most assists in the league (60) but there isn't currently an award for that. That'd be a cool addition, but this PT is asking for an award any bum-ass player can win, so with that in mind I'd say it has to be something that's less on-ice related and more media or locker room focused. I think the player who posts the most about food in a given season, shares the most food pics or recipes or does media about food or eating competitions or anything in that realm should win this new award. The award would be called 'The Porker' because whoever wins it has to be a real pig and I mean that in a good way, like celebrating over-eating and having a large appetite like a pig. Anyone can win this, even skinny people as long as they like to eat and make food and write about food and then eat more food. I would say my eventual bum-ass recreate could win this because I already post a lot of food pics in our locker room, talk about food, have an entire story line about food and our arena in Calgary is even named after food. If I paid more attention to other discords or media storylines in the league I could probably award this every season as a joke anyway, but yeah 'The Porker' would be a coveted award for sure.