03-16-2021, 01:28 AM(This post was last modified: 03-18-2021, 07:59 PM by yosh.)
Let’s be honest, this was supposed to be Vaseline Podcalzone’s greatest season as a Zerker. He had a huge third year, putting on 45 points as a consistent fixture on the team’s top six. After being appointed the new captain of the Newfoundland Berserker following the promotion of Lassi Suhonen, all eyes were on Pod to lead the team to glory with a monstrous campaign.
What does he do? HE GOES ON A 20 GAME POINTLESS STREAK! Despite all of this, Podcalzone was able to salvage a decently respectable season anyhow. 21 goals and 20 assists for a total of 41 points for the Newfoundland captain. He really could have done more, so it was a very disappointing campaign for Podcalzone individually.
On the bright side, how about this season for the Zerkers? Bas O’Bigbers and Ric Charlesworth popped off as one of the deadliest offensive pairings in Newfoundland history, giving even the Marner-Minamino connection a run for their money. The team bounced back from a last place regular season finish last year. With a team consisting of a good handful of rookies, this core is going to be a powerhouse for seasons to come.