Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Bobby Lane
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Bobby Lane
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Jimmy Slothface
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): DeMaricus Smyth
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Adam Barron
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Lyle Odelein III
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Harry Carpet
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Harry Carpet
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): "Long" John Donair
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Bobby Lane
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Bobby Lane