Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Bobby Lane
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Karl Krashwagen
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Kaarlo Kekkonen
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Niccolo Livius
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Adam Barron
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Lyle Odelein III
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Elizabeth Doyle
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Harry Carpet
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Vaseline Podcalzone
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Bobby Lane
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Bobby Lane