I'm not sure what the prerequisites are for an SHL expansion team but from the look of it, it would need to be in North America. Meaning there wouldn't be anywhere I would move to.
However, open that up to the rest of the world and there is one city and branding I would drop everything to move to in any league...
The Edinburgh Riders
Logo - Knight in full suit of armour astride a horse mid gallop coming towards you. The Knight holding a sword held high.
Colours - The orange and blue of irn bru with silver flashes.
Ad Placements: Irn Bru, Tennents, Macsweeneys Haggis & Scott's porridge oats.
Goal Song: The View - Superstar Tradesman

*if you want to use this for expansion name me your Co-gm. I'll be GM in name and salary only. All other work will be picked up by you.