S59 PT #1 Preseason
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Based on the Colorado Raptors preseason, we can extrapolate that the team sucks and will win a handful of games only. (EXTRAPLOATION FOR HUMOROUS PURPOSE). The team is in shamble, and one after on every player asks for a trade. Soon the roster consists of only 2 players, the mergency goalie, and the coach's son. They end up with the worst record ever of -2 wins. However, msot raptors had decent pre season stats, and as such, will get decent seasons everywhere around the league. Sotakov will get a goal per game, Ruggsy will finish top D-man and Jack Nishimori wins the most gentleman player award.
This worst timeline was saved by one player, the new goalie in town, Senji Seteki. This created a new timeline for the raptors (proof : see today's sim that was delayed until the correct space continuum was aligned), who united thru adversity and started their season with 5 points out of 6, with a close loss to the Detroit Falcons which could have been a win. The preseason means nothing except to make absurd statements about the Colorado Raptors. Character Page RD- Quarterback ![]() Retired players: -Toki Wartooth -Nathan Explosion btw -Angus McFife XVIII ![]() |
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