Its been a while since old Burlok talked about a day on Sulfurgold farm, so this might be the perfect place to do it.

Any time Burlok has been away from the farm for more than 48 hours, we all know he has to integrate himself with the soil before he will be allowed to enter his home. The sad thing is that he must lie nude in the dirt for 24 straight hours in order to be welcomed. So this pretty much eats up his day off. HOWEVER, for the sake of this PT, let's say he was able to get home really fast after game day, and somehow got his bare ass in that dirt almost immediately upon landing in Germany. That way he's acclimated by around 5PM on his day off? There's still a lot of time for relaxation!

First things first-- a big wet bowl of potato soup! And when I say big, I mean big. That's a 6L jug of steaming potato soup. So assuming we're in the house by 5 that jug is done by 7? Shit... game is tomorrow at 3, and the flight is 9 hours? Just getting back to the airport from the farm is another 2... then from the airport to the arena is 1. Damnit. OK, well that's Burlok's day off I guess! 24 hours naked in a field and 2 hours of the hottest and wettest German potato soup you can imagine. What a perfect day.