Esa Parmborg's day off consists of a lot of napping and eating. He plays the game hard so he needs these days off to recover and replenish his system. He sleeps in until about noon, then he eats a giant breakfast consisting of 8 eggs, a pound of bacon, home fries, sourdough toast and a fruit cup so he feels like he ate healthy. After breakfast he plays NHL 16' for PS3 because that's the latest version he has and he has not sprung for a PS4 yet despite making 4-6M a year in salary. After that he takes a nap until about 4pm, then awakes and begins to eat again. We'll call this "lunch" he has his personal chef 'Mario Lasagna' from Italy make him a tray of chicken parm using all the best ingredients which consists of about 6 chicken cutlets. Parmborg dominates these cutlets, all 6 of them for lunch, he eats some straight up over pasta and puts some on a roll and makes sandwiches. After this he digests and watches some game film before calling over his gumads. After some personal time with his 2 favorite women he takes another nap until about 9pm. Now it's time for "Dinner" and he has Mario make him meatballs over pasta and leaves roughly 6-10 meatballs on the side to be made into meatball parm grinders. He falls asleep at about midnight. It's been a good day of napping and eating with a little extra curricular activities mixed in for good measure. Parmborg is now well rested and ready to beat edmonton the next day.