On my day off away from the general rigors of professional hockey I like to head down to the bottle shop, stock up and then day drink heavily in the local park. There is nothing better in this world than a local celebrity staggering around, missing a shoe and naked from the waist up while attempting to interact with the general public. The coach doesnt like it very much but then he's not paying me on my day off so I can do what I like. Depending on how many tins I sink and how hot it is I might have to call my Albanian friends to come and help me out. Nothing worse than getting too hammered too fast and falling asleep or blacking out. Honestly with how the season has been going maybe it's time to think about whether consuming all these cans is affecting my performance on the ice. Then again I can't let Pavel Jeziak drink by himself. After all that's what friends are for.