Chimkin Wing is going to be a dad! He recently found out that the lady of the night he visited in Albuquerque in the off season is with child. Not only that, but also the other eight ladies of the night, his “regulars”, if you will, throughout the United States and Canada are currently with child. He has already calculated the child support figures and he has asked Lee for a $10m per year contract moving forward, that way he’ll break even and still be able to afford his crippling addiction to sniffing model glue. Lee said no, along with “you’re lucky you’re even on this team of winners, you absolute loser clown” and “where are your pants?” Chimkin Wing is excited to bring 9 healthy, happy and completely neglected babies in the near future.
In other news, no surprise to anyone, Chimkin Wing has zero points in two games in the playoffs. I knew he was going to suck, but man he’s bad.