One time while playing youths hockey Zayne Rotzbua was abducted by aliens. How's that for unexpected, huh? Bet you didn't see that coming, There I was in the penalty box unfairly after a hit that just happened to leave some winger with a broken nose when all of the sudden everything went quiet and slowly eveything around me started to fade away being replaced by a color I have never seen before. It was bright and at first looked pink but then seemed more like a light blue but describing like that does it no justice. In a blink a lifeform that looked similar to a human but with an ungodly amount of arms. This being explained to me that together we would dominate the SMJHL and become the most feared defensive pairing in the league for the Vancouver Whalers. Who was I to deny such an amazing destiny, i gladly joined him on his spaceship and forgot all about my silly you team. Eventually i asked my new best friends name and he said some wild shit that is impossible for the human mouth to repeat. So he said to just call him @nyumbayangu and I said fuck that, I'm calling you Narboza.