As some of you may know my name was not always Makrus. I was born Marcus Jager in Kassel Germany. I played hockey in Munich and would often rent movies with my teammates. When I returned from a trip to Kassel visiting my family an unexpected event occurred. I learned my teammates had not returned the copy of Goon and Mighty Ducks that we had rented from the local Blockbuster. I tried to do the responsible thing and return the movies as they are likely the best movies Blockbuster has, and they need to rent them in order to stay in business. When I went to the Blockbuster, I got another unexpected surprise. The store was out of business along with the Radio Shack next door. As this was clearly my fault, I had no choice but to accept responsibility for destroying the economy of Munich and likely all of Germany. Like I solve most my problems I faked my death in a freak unicycle accident.