One day, when Martijn is young kid, he was attending an elementary school in his hometown. He had just finished math class and settling into science when the urge to use the washroom struck him. He left class and went out in search of the locker room, slightly lost since he had only been at the school for a couple weeks at that point and hadn't dared to use the washroom yet. He found a door that looked like the washroom and opened it up, ready to proceed with his business. What he saw horrified him and he went tearing down the hall to the nurses office. He asked to call his mom and as soon as she picked up the phone he blurted out:

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"

"Martijn, go back to class"

"Okay... can you bring me a new pair of pants..."