Grapefruit Lizard is the definition of a bum. The man never made it to the big leagues, and when he retired after a very short career, no one cared. Grapefruit Lizard barely existed. Some may point to his numerous SMJHL World placements, but lets be real here. Making the World roster is very easy to do, and Grapefruit Lizard barely every had success while doing it. He may have played in the World tournament, but he never really shined, similar to his SMJHL career. Lizard was never truly successful in the SMJHL, and truly limited his team, never once making the final championship, much less winning it. But really, it's not his fault he was a true disgrace to the sport of hockey. With a name as stupid as Grapefruit Lizard he was bound to fail, and in addition to being on the Scarecrows? It was a disaster waiting to happen. The only real success Lizard ever had was at scoring, but his defense was so bad it didn't even matter. All in all, Grapefruit Lizard was a true BUM, and is (and always will be) a disgrace to the sport of hockey.