Hippo Passamus is the definition of a player who's been riding the success of his team his entire career. While managing to never be the top scorer of his team a single season it's impressive that he's gotten to playoffs every single season. Hippo is most likely the player with most team success without any sort of individual success to back it up. His personal accolades and rewards are about as empty as a college student's wallet.
Hippo somehow managed to convince his junior team and senior team that a mediocre player with dull offensive capabilities is somehow an asset.
I for one can't wait to see the Stampede without this Michelin-man lookalike on the ice and I'm sure that the team will have better success in both regular seasons and play-offs once the dead weight is cut loose.

Hippo Passamus should be a contender for the Hall of Shame. The Worst player to ever get carried to 3 Cups.