Jasper Maximov is an Ukrainian man pretending to be a Swedish hockey player. He likes to say he plays at the defense position but to even suggest he practices anything close to hockey is a joke.

Drafted in the second round, 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles, this crybaby was named captain of the new SMJHL franchise in his rookie year. Unsurprisingly, he was unable to lead the Citadelles very far and after they had favourable calls their way the entire first round, they thankfully fell in the second.

During his second season, he wasn't as bad as during the first but he still sucked.

His third season in the j's was arguably his best and some people thought he should win the best defenseman trophy for having the most points in the league (among other things)... Fools! You don't give trophies to such trash.

He won the Four-Star Cup with the Citadelles in his fourth season because at that point he was basically a full grown man playing against little children. Would've been embarrassing if he didn't win anything at that point... even if it would have been on brand for Maximov. Because he sucks.

He was drafted in the first round, 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets in what could be known as the biggest reach in history. The franchise was so embarrassed that they rebranded the following season so the Jets name wouldn't lose too much of its luster.

Unsurprisingly, the Aurora has sucked balls since they drafted this sorry excuse of a player. As if the city of Winnipeg isn't suffering enough already.