Rhys "Doo Doo" Pritchard (Born 6/9/69) is somehow a hockey player that manages to keep a job because he's absolutely terrible. Pritchard claims to be born in Wales, UK, but was actually spawned by Satan into existence and sent to Earth to suck at hockey and be a drain on his SHL team. He was drafted 4th overall by the Toronto North Stars in S52 and has been a net Negative to his team ever since. Pritchard has never appeared on a league leaderboard in any stat that matters and should have probably gone undrafted. In Junior hockey, he bribed the judges to win rookie of the year in S51 and then was dragged to a Four Star Cup by his veteran teammates on the Anaheim Outlaws. The following seasons, S53 - S54 Pritchard was named the Captain and that move coincided with the downfall of the Outlaws. The following season, S55, Pritchard was promoted to Toronto and has been leading the league in sucking ever since. He just signed a 3 year deal worth an ungodly $6M per year. What in the world is Toronto leadership doing?