Twelve Forty-Seven Fifteen checked his wikipedia page the other day. He does this fairly often, actually, but you would too if you had your very own wikipedia page. To him, it's an affirmation of his fame and his continued existence. He was thusly outraged to learn that someone had changed every single mention of his name to Thirteen Forty-Eight Sixteen. Not only was this infuriating to Twelve, who was working hard to assure himself that he was still the person in the article, it was also just baffling. This person had changed everything - even his name in the title of the page, the caption, and every single mention of his first or last name. Upon a closer look, every single number in the article had been augmented by one. Where a section in his personal life info used to describe an incident when he was eight, it now said nine. A phrase reading "one day" had even been changed to "two day".