Finn von Murphenstein is a hockey player that recently got called up after spending three mediocre seasons in the SMJHL where he belonged. In a whim his SHL team, the Tampa Bay Barracuda, decided to call him up to make him suck at a whole new level. While he should play on a non existent 8th line he somehow made his way into the lineup for the team and will actually see ice time this season which baffles hockey analysts and fans a lot. In his "career" so far he has not accounted for anything of importance and will never do, so if your team is not the Tampa Bay Barracuda you can be very happy about him being called up, although fans of TBB will have a great reason to get mad this season and see him suck wherever he goes and continues to go. People said Tampa Bays window would open soon and the leadership makes great decisions but the general public agrees that this decision goes against everything that has been decided before and seemed smart. [citation needed]