Ty Murphy

Height: 5’8”

Weight: 190 pounds

Ty Murphy is a “hockey player” that was selected by Hamilton at 15th overall in the most recent SHL despite only having 13 points in the SMJHL his rookie season.  Talk about a trash pick by a trash organization.  Ty Murphy claims he’s from Ireland but doesn’t even have an Irish accent and walks like an American.  This little fatty hasn’t won shit in this league and he never will, the man can’t even skate.  He just passes and passes, couldn’t hit the broad side of the barn.  Other teams love playing Detroit when he is on the ice because its free turnovers all night long.  The over/under on his predicted season goals this year is 3, and my money is on the under at -1500.  His Martha Stewart looking ass bends more than that robot on Futurama and that is his only accomplishment this far in life.