S60 PT #1: Wikipedia Edits
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Z-Whiz
Registered x9 Duck of the Year
Puddles O’Duck wasn’t drafted into the SMJHL because he was a bum who had never played hockey before. He’s also a bird who can’t fly because he’s too fat. Imagine having the gift of flight and destroying that gift because you can’t lay off the bread crumbs and worms. It’s truly a sad site to see. I would say he’s throwing away his bright future, but let’s be real, the duck never had a future. He joined the league as a hobby and has treated it as such ever since. He shot 4.9% from the ice last season! I’m pretty sure some goalies have better scoring rates than him. Sure, he got 100+ hits and 100+ blocked shots, but that’s only because he was too slow to make it up the ice to help on offense so he just puppy guarded on defense. He was basically a goalie out there due to his laziness. Somehow he was rewarded with a call up to Atlanta in S60. The expectations are low and Puddles will likely still not meet them.
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