Shion Okamoto is a player in the Simulation Hockey League who has never actually played a game in the Simulation Hockey League. He is still stuck in the juniors and lord knows if he will ever make it out. Despite being one of the oldest players on his junior team, the Newfoundland Berserkers, he still managed to turn out one of the shittier performances in the defensive end compared to some of his younger compatriots on the blue line. One has to wonder whether the Chicago Syndicate will regret wasting a fifth round pick on a guy this bad. On top of that, this does not really have anything to do with his performance on the ice, but he really just has no swag and you can tell when he skates. WHERE IS THE SWAG? Players need to get out there on the ice and strut their stuff, but this guy does anything BUT that for some reason.