Kev Kevens is an unremarkable player in the SHL. He almost didn't get drafted in the S55 SMJHL entry draft, getting picked at a ridiculously low 79th overall. He was so useless at the time of his draft that it is rumoured he needed skating lessons to get a spot on the roster. It doesn't help either that he has one of the most boring and generic names of all time. Even just thinking about his name results in feeling an overwhelming sense of mediocrity and lack of creativity. The only noteworthy accomplishment of his career so far is being nominated for the Onoprienko trophy for the SMJHL's most underrated player. Of course he did not win this award due to the fact that absolutely nobody knew who he was. You can't be underrated if nobody even knows enough about you to rate you in the first place. Nobody knows what Kev Kevens is doing now. The last news we have of his career was at the beginning of season 59 when he was only one of three players in the SHL to have not yet scored a point. I think it's safe to assume he never scored a point that season and has been kicked out of the league for his incompetence.