Bob Duncan is a fat, smelly, bean-eating turd from Fucknose, Vermont or California or Norway, I guess, who miserably plays hockey at center (but really should be backup backup left defense) for the Anahymen Outslogs. Bobert unceremoniously was dropped (hopefully on his head) into the world of SHL in S58. He was selected in S58 SMJHL Entry Draft 33rd overall by a team that already took 3 players, claimed to not have any draft picks, and told him they would more than likely not draft him. He fell to 33rd because he sucks and was only scouted by like three teams. Doofcan is widely considered to be the dirtiest player in the SMJHL, racking up over 100 hits last season. However, he was too much of a coward to take place in any fights. Biff Duncan't was selected 23rd overall in the SHL Entry Draft by the Tampa Bay Barra-un-cool-a. His career has been highlighted by crying, slipping on the ice, and getting swept by the Maine Timber in the first round of last season's playoffs. Other than that, he's alright.