Cassius Darrow is a worthless pylon for the Seattle Riot Farts. He's never been any good at hockey and stole the rightful place as a Colorado Raptor 1st round pick away from Irish legend Gareth "Fookin Hell" Rush. He coasted to multiple unearned championships with Buffalo and his agent paid people to give him undeserved awards attention in recent seasons. That [Wikipedia has removed this section due to homophobic slurs]; Buffalo would have won FIVE CUPS WITH FOOKIN GARETH RUSH.

The Colorado Raptors took this scrub 8th overall in the S44 SMJHL Entry Draft, disrespecting consensus Hall of Fame forward Gareth Rush. This set off a chain reaction where the league blackballed Rush out of the league. Darrow went on to score 100 career SMJHL points and captained the Craptors for 2 seasons, but failed to win a Four Star Cup. Acquring Gareth Rush was the key to the St. Louis Scarecrows’ 3-time repeat as Four Star Cup Champions.

This German POS ranks 6th in league history with 1568 blocked shots. Gareth Rush would be up there in goals and shots on goal. Real players fookin' shoot the puck.


Edited by Gareth Rush